hey, my name is Jackie and i'm frankly the coolest nerd you will ever meet <3
i'm a twin, anime fan, new yorker, yaoi fanatic, crazy bitch, hard worker, and awesomely awesome

sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

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fowlie:

yangrambles:

fowlie:

Finally.

Look at the size of those fucking hands.

the best thing about this is that i found it at the Salvation Army store. 
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fowlie:

yangrambles:

fowlie:

Finally.

Look at the size of those fucking hands.

the best thing about this is that i found it at the Salvation Army store. 

avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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dertmcgurts:

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

My girlfriend is in danger and doesn’t even know it. 

broliloquy:

nekoama:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

This would make a great gift to my sister I need to remember this

Holy shit
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broliloquy:

nekoama:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

This would make a great gift to my sister I need to remember this

Holy shit

(Source: m3lodigression)

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

nightlifecommando:

chesqin:

i call this one…………… bold and ash

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More like belongs in the trash

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